Electronic Burma Shave

Priceless

Sometimes, when I look at my children,

Priceless

I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."

Priceless

Lillian Carter (mother of Billy and Jimmy Carter)

Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Victor Borge

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Socrates

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy;

Socrates

If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

I have never hated a man enough to give back his diamonds.

Alex Levine

Only Irish coffee provides, in a single glass, all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

Spike Milligan

Money can't buy you happiness. But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Joe Namath

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.

W C Fields

I never drink water...

W C Fields

because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Will Rogers

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

Winston Churchill

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

Billy Crystal

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Yogi Berra

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Liquidity

Liquidity is when you look at your retirement funds and wet your pants... - Unknown

Babe Ruth

"What do I think about when I strike out? I think about hitting home runs."

Living on the edge

"If you don't live on the edge, you'll never see the view"

Groucho Marx

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Rodney Dangerfield

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

Bob Hope

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.

Phyllis Diller

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty...but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

Health

And the cardiologist's diet, if it tastes good, spit it out.

Tangerine Networking Group

Meeting every Wednesday at 8AM to 9AM at Takis Greek & Italian Restaurant at Country Crossing Plaza (next to Lowes on 441). These are local businesses you can trust to do what they say they will do!!
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Remember When?

What ever happened to Randolph Scott

 

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Vendor Nights

Spanish Springs: Monday and Wednesday
Market Square: Tuesday and Thursday

Veteran's Corner

Free Ride to Gainesville VA Hospital


The DAV provides a FREE ride to the VA Hospital in Gainesville for any veterans who need it. To schedule a ride up and back and to reserve your seat on the DAV Van, please call 352-205-8909. Your appointment in Gainesville must be before 12:30 PM and not before 8 AM. Pickup/drop off for the van ride to Gainesville at the Spanish Springs Transportation Center (The Red Caboose).

In God We Still Trust

 


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